Homer Simpson has to die.
You may think this is a crazy thing to say. After all, The Simpsons have been in a bit of a renaissance of late.
First there was the “Every Simpsons Ever” marathon on FXX, which shattered ratings records for the struggling cable network. Then the cast celebrated 25 years on the air with a live performance of classic musical moments from the show at The Hollywood Bowl.
Just last night featured the highly anticipated Simpson family crossover on an episode of “Family Guy”, which, aside from a bizarre and laugh-less fight scene between Homer and Peter Griffin. was surprisingly clever and funny.
Plus there was the actual season premiere of “The Simpsons” which garnered a good amount of mainstream buzz for promising to kill off a major character.
Of course, despite a few teases, Homer Simpson didn’t die on either episode. And I’m not saying I want to live in a world where “The Simpsons” actually kills off their patriarch.
I just think to truly be appreciated that “The Simpsons” must die. Continue reading
It’s funny the things you remember.
I have this vivid memory of playing at a park with a friend in elementary school. His father sat on a bench reading and keeping an eye on us as we pretended to be Power Rangers.
At one point I looked over and saw him laughing. As I walked by him later I asked him what he had read that had been so funny.
He told me it was The Bible. The Bible had made him laugh.
This startled me. How could someone laugh at The Bible? Continue reading
Who do you think is the most interesting man in the world? You may be surprised, but my answer is not going to be the familiar spokesman in the Dos Equis commercials.
No, the man I think is the most interesting in the world has held a variety of jobs. He’s been a movie star, fisherman, toy inspector, musician and published author. He hobnobs with celebrities and has played a vital role in many historical encounters. And occasionally he gets into fights with a giant chicken.
That’s right, the most interesting man in the world is Peter Griffin, the main character of “Family Guy.” Continue reading