Welcome to Wrestling School 101. You can be a professional wrestler today in just a few easy steps.
Don’t believe me? You have all the qualities. You don’t have to weigh 300 pounds and be in exquisite shape. You can be a wrestler right from the comfort of your couch.
And who wouldn’t want to be? Becoming a professional wrestler is an honor. Abraham Lincoln wrestled for fun back in his youth. It’s biblical to0 (we’re getting to that).
It’s quite simple: if you want to be a wrestler, all you have to do is know how to talk. Continue reading
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